Drive Me Crazy !

Posted on November 16th, 2007 by KennetH | 598 Views

Drive me crazy !!!
Sorry for long time no updated ya..hehe~~
cause I’ve been busying my assignments and my competition….sorry ya~~

Job Done
Seminar

In progress
Final Year Project
Web Service Assignment
Distributed Computer System Assignment
Drama

Mid-term Test
Next week

Wow…
I still have a lot of assignments ar..
Mid-term test some more…..haiz
God….help me ..Help me…

Friends, I successfully to 1st Semi Final d…
thanks for support me ya..hehe~~

and I’ve required to prepare 3 types of clothes which are Rock n Rolls wear, 80’s Wear, and Luxurious Vacation Wearfor next round..
will be held on next Wednesday at Poppy Garden at 8pm….
You all can come to there support me ya..hehe~~

Does anyone have an idea on 80’s wear?? can drop me a link or picture here……
80’s wear ar..is hard to find ar…
or any comment, suggestion, idea for those wears…
thanks ya…
haiz..

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The Singapore 5 Bs, Cs & Ks

Posted on November 11th, 2007 by KennetH | 607 Views

Well…..here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs !

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don’t need you to have CASH, but I want you to own a BANK

I don’t need you to have a CAREER, but I want you to be a BOSS

It’s interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B’s?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K’s …………………

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

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MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: “So, Muthu, this is a dangerous

mission. How much do you think you should be paid?”

Muthu replied: “One million ringgit. (Malaysian $)”

“Why so much?” asks Dr. M.

“Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!” replied Muthu.

“That’s understandable,” says Dr. M. “Thank you..

“Please ask the Malay guy to come here,”
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

“Alamak! (Local expression)…2 million, Datuk,” replied the Malay
candidate.

“Two million? That’s twice as much! Even the aneh (uncle) before you
asked for only one million.”

“You see, Datuk,” explains Mat, “I have 4 wives and 15 children … With 20
of us,

it is a big family to support when I am gone…!”

“I see,” says Dr. M. “Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?”

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, “Ah Chong, given this is a very
risky mission,

how much do you want?”

Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, “3 million.”

Mahathir appears shocked. “What?!? 3 million! Why so much?”

Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
“Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million
to send that aneh into space lah!”

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7 Dont’s after a meal…

Posted on November 8th, 2007 by KennetH | 657 Views

Don’t smoke — Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

Don’t eat fruits immediately — Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

Don’t drink tea — Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

Don’t loosen your belt — Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

Don’t bathe — Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

Don’t walk about — People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

Don’t sleep immediately — The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

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有趣笑话! 18 SX Joke

Posted on November 6th, 2007 by KennetH | 911 Views

For guys who know mandrin well…..they might know the meaning of the joke below…
Doesn’t matter…I have translated them into english version d..haha….Fast thank me…now~ for those who likes to eat banana..
Even it has a bit rude….but….is still ok for you ba… 18 sx !!!

荧幕说：我好惨！每天给人看。。。
Monitor: I am quite miserable ! Everyday let human see….

键盘说：我更惨呢！每天给人打。。 。
Keyboard: I more miserable ! Everyday let human hit

滑鼠说：我才惨咧！每天 给人摸。。。
Mouse: I am most miserable ok? Everyday let human tracing

光碟机说：我 好惨！每天给人插。。。
DVD Rom: I am miserable ar….. Everyday let human “fuck”

Floppy说：我更惨！现在没人插我了。。 。
Floopy: I am the most most miserable ! Nowadays, nobody want to fuck me d…

USB随身碟说：谁有我惨？这边插完就去那边插！
一不小心 还要被感染。。。
USB Hardisc: I am the most miserable among you all ar… Once finished fuck here then fuck there

Mother Board说：不要以为我被很多东西插会很
爽，它们插进来后就都不动了，那才 是难受啊！
Mother Board: Walao e….Don’t think it is nice that I have been fucked by many things…ar…Once they fucked..they are never move, and it is so miserable ar !!!

。。。最后。。 。。
Finally….

音效卡说：还说呢！明明是我插你，为什么都是我
在叫？！
Sound Card: Walao e u…. Why I have to “Shout” when I fucking you ??

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Fake or True?

Posted on November 4th, 2007 by KennetH | 587 Views

Guys, lets figure out…
Ghost? or powerful of photoshop ?
I found this photo from one malay guy’s blog before I went for expedition at Gunung Angsi
and said that, this picture was taken at Gunung Angsi….
Walao e…that day I want go to Gunung Angsi de ler…but..luckily, the plan has been changed ……and I went to Gunung Datuk..

I know some of you are professional so try figure out whether this photo has been modified before or not….
is it real?? or fake?

Drop your lovely comment here o…..

YA…One thing want to inform you guys…I haven’t get all the photos yet…….
So…Have to wait …ya..

*sorry ya..I don’t know what wrongs with the picture..it can’t display suddenly…and I only can get this small size oni…
Hope you guys can see it..

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Kenneth 21 Years Old Birthday

Posted on November 2nd, 2007 by KennetH | 901 Views

Today 2 of November 2007 - 112
Yeah…Scorpio …..Scorpio…..

Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday To Kenneth
Happy Birthday To Me

Yeah……Finally I did it….I did it….
I’m 21 years old d….
Wakakaka……
21 can do many things lar…such as….go genting la…club la…..vote lar..hehe….
Is it 21 must receive a key??

kekek..I want to open the door lar…~~

My wishes for this year are …… Don’t want let you know….

Bei lei sam xixi

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Preview for Gunung Datuk

Posted on October 31st, 2007 by KennetH | 757 Views

Wow….There are so many people asking me about the photos taken at Gunung Datuk….
It is very sorry to say that I haven’t get all the photos from ODA….and I only have some photos which I get them from one of the camera owners…..

Share with you guys first…..

To let you guys know…Why I so enjoyed at this expedition…

Here are some photos taken at the peak of Gunung Datuk

Wow….Give me the POWER !!

Hopefully, I can get all the photos as soon as possible….
See ya guys..hehe~~~

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Changed Trip from Gunung Angsi to Gunung Datuk

Posted on October 29th, 2007 by KennetH | 533 Views

Friends…..I am back from Gunung Datuk Trip
Did you miss me ??
hehe….:P
In here..I want to say is our trip has changed from Gunung Angsi to Gunung Datuk….
The reason is…
The principal from Gunung Angsi has changed the policies of the mountain and stated that - it was not allowed for climbers to stay inside the mountain anymore…..and I do not know the actual reason lar…May be…”our friends” problems ….
and now there are two choices for us….

The first one is
You are allowed to climb to the peak and back on the same day…and approximately it takes you about 7 hours for reaching the peak and back to foot..
Do you think it is crazy? Just climbing to the peak for a moment and back to the foot on the same day……..
Alternately, they allow us to stay at the foot of the mountain which just forming a simple camp side…..and you able to listen and see those vehicles pass by on the road. Is it fun???
Fortunately, we’ve another choices

Second choice is
Changed trip from Gunung Angsi to Gunung Datuk
Because Gunung Datuk is near to Gunung Angsi and it takes about 1.30 to reach there.
So..second choice is to change the “journey” la…

Ok…starting to vote……and “less number obeyed to large number”
Me and another brother - Gin Hong had chosen to stay at Gunung Angsi…to remain our trip
Did you know why? Because both of us have went to Gunung Datuk before and that was why we chose for not changing the “journey”.
I’m not trying say that ” go d cannot go again d ” in cantonse is “Sei Jor Fan Zao Nm Hor Yi Zoi Sek mer? ”
but is to try for climbing another mountain mar…..
Okay………Voting ended…
The result….
There were 2 voters voted for staying at Gunung Angsi
and the rest had chosen for changing the “journey”
haha…..
no need to say who were the 2 persons…..d….
According to the “less number obeyed to large number” principle..

and the “journey” has been changed.
It seems like both of us felt disappointed?
NO NO NO NO…..
Because…..the scenery of the peak at Gunung Datuk is freaking Awesome and it only can described by one word
“Sui”..

3 days at Gunung Datuk….Fantastic and Nice….!!!!
The only I can do now is to wait and wait…for the photos from ODA……
Abo….how I want to blog them neh…kekeke~~~

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Prepare for Gunung Angsi Trip

Posted on October 25th, 2007 by KennetH | 598 Views

Yeah and Hurraysss !!! I will be following ODA - Outdoor Discovery Adventure Community to Gunung Angsi this weekend….
Wow…..some preparation for Gunung Angsi Trip …
See what items I had prepared and bought yesterday.

HAHA….

Bought a pair of sport shoes……

Bought a small size of Dark Human Toothpaste

Borrowed a pair of Mess tins from friend…it will acting as pan …. and will be used for cooking as well~~

Tissue papers…..<-----Extremely Important tools !!! MUST HAVE !! because it will be used for toilet !!
Sorry ler…There is no toilet in the mountain..so…
You have to dig a hole….and…keke..

A pack of Salt for cooking and kill bloodsucker

Actually….there still a lot of tools have to bring for Mountain Climbing…and I only showed you a part of that..

Okay, is enough !!!!
Now turn to food !!! MAKAN MAKAN

Crab Flavor Filament Sticks

Hot Ayam Hot ayam…haha

French fried potatoes and Sotong balls…

Brand Fingers show Good Peanuts —- Good ler..

My favorite Oreos —- I’m loving it~~

3 Bottles of Water …. as petrol for my engine….
3 X 1.5 liter = 4.5 liter
1liter = 1kg
so…. 4.5 liter = 4.5 kg
Imagine….please..I’ve to add 4.5 kg in my beg pack.
Can you imagine how heavy is that? Bobian lor… “abo no need to drink water mer”…

Is it I seemed like going for picnic more than Mountain Climbing?? haha..sometimes, enjoy is very important !!

According to Kenneth’s principle “No Enjoy No Life”

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Incredible Watermelons and Eggshells

Posted on October 23rd, 2007 by KennetH | 676 Views

Friends, have you ever notice this recently the entry about my life in kennethzone has became little and little?
It doesn’t matter, I will be following ODA - Outdoor Discovery Adventure community for mountain climbing at Gunung Angsi this weekend, hopefully I able to get all the photos after the trip…….so I can post them at here to share with you again.
Haha….

I love nature ….

Nature nature….Hey guys, do remember to take your breakfast OK !!! It is very important ….
REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR BREAKFAST ……
Nothing related to the post..cause I just like to remind you because I woke up too early today~~~

I received an email and felt it is quite INCREDIBLE!! and you will shout “walao e” after you seen those pictures
These are truly incredible. You’ll love the watermelons, but you’ll be blown away by the eggs!

WATERMELONS

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