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Let’s do this 5 for a weekend thing!

1. What is your definition of ‘healthy eating’?

Answer: Eating more fruits and vegetables

2. Do you exercise on a regular basis? What is your favorite form of exercise? Least favorite?

Answer: Yes I do..but….Recently…I’m not really have enough time to Gym…so..just do some exercise at home…Like sit up and etc..

3. Do you take vitamin supplements?

Answer: Nope wor…But..I love Apple..

4. Can you tell that your body is getting older? If so, how?

Answer: A bit ba…haha..If so ar…I also don’t know..

5. Would you call yourself healthy?

Answer: Absolutely

Now I’m tagging Apple, Cherry, Darren

Have fun everyone!…c”,)

Well…..here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs !

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don’t need you to have CASH, but I want you to own a BANK

I don’t need you to have a CAREER, but I want you to be a BOSS

It’s interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B’s?

B – BMW

B – Body

B – Brain

B – Billionaire

B – Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K’s …………………

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

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MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? – Can-or-naut

Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview – one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: “So, Muthu, this is a dangerous

mission. How much do you think you should be paid?”

Muthu replied: “One million ringgit. (Malaysian $)”

“Why so much?” asks Dr. M.

“Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!” replied Muthu.

“That’s understandable,” says Dr. M. “Thank you..

“Please ask the Malay guy to come here,”
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

“Alamak! (Local expression)…2 million, Datuk,” replied the Malay
candidate.

“Two million? That’s twice as much! Even the aneh (uncle) before you
asked for only one million.”

“You see, Datuk,” explains Mat, “I have 4 wives and 15 children … With 20
of us,

it is a big family to support when I am gone…!”

“I see,” says Dr. M. “Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?”

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, “Ah Chong, given this is a very
risky mission,

how much do you want?”

Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, “3 million.”

Mahathir appears shocked. “What?!? 3 million! Why so much?”

Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
“Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million
to send that aneh into space lah!”

For guys who know mandrin well…..they might know the meaning of the joke below…
Doesn’t matter…I have translated them into english version d..haha….Fast thank me…now~ for those who likes to eat banana..
Even it has a bit rude….but….is still ok for you ba… 18 sx !!!

荧幕说：我好惨！每天给人看。。。
Monitor: I am quite miserable ! Everyday let human see….

键盘说：我更惨呢！每天给人打。。 。
Keyboard: I more miserable ! Everyday let human hit

滑鼠说：我才惨咧！每天 给人摸。。。
Mouse: I am most miserable ok? Everyday let human tracing

光碟机说：我 好惨！每天给人插。。。
DVD Rom: I am miserable ar….. Everyday let human “fuck”

Floppy说：我更惨！现在没人插我了。。 。
Floopy: I am the most most miserable ! Nowadays, nobody want to fuck me d…

USB随身碟说：谁有我惨？这边插完就去那边插！
一不小心 还要被感染。。。
USB Hardisc: I am the most miserable among you all ar… Once finished fuck here then fuck there

Mother Board说：不要以为我被很多东西插会很
爽，它们插进来后就都不动了，那才 是难受啊！
Mother Board: Walao e….Don’t think it is nice that I have been fucked by many things…ar…Once they fucked..they are never move, and it is so miserable ar !!!

。。。最后。。 。。
Finally….

音效卡说：还说呢！明明是我插你，为什么都是我
在叫？！
Sound Card: Walao e u…. Why I have to “Shout” when I fucking you ??

Few days ago, I received an email from a friend, and it’s quite meaningful and good for us to know.
The story was touching me…and it is true from what the story said
As well it happened in our daily life.
The purpose I posted them is to remind some of you might not notice it’s really happened in our daily life.
The original file is in PDF format, and I recaptured all the stories and pictures and rewrite them together in this post.
Hope you guys will like this post too.

So…Let’s story begin….

Long Back ago…
There was a huge Apple tree..

A Little boy loved to play with it..

He Love to climb the tree, love to eat apples…love to take the nap under its shadow

Times went on…
The boy grew up…
And he no longer play around the tree

One day the boy came….

The Tree asked him..
“Hi..
Come and Play with me..”

The Boy replied..
“I am not a kid. I don’t play around tree”
“I play with toys. I need money to buy toys.”

The Tree said…
“I don’t have money but you can take all my apples and sell it.
You will get the money.”

The boy picked all the apples of the tree
and went..
He sold the apples and got money… he bought lots of toys…But he didn’t turn back…
..
The Tree was again sad…
..

One day again the boy came, he became a young man now…….
The Tree said…
“HI…Why are you Sad? Come and Sit under my shadow…
I am feeling very lonely without you…”

The boy said…
“I don’t have time…
I work for my family…
I want to build Home for them…
I Need money…”

The Tree said..
“I don’t have money…
You can take my Branches and Trunk…and build your home…”

The Boy Became Happy…
He cut all the branches and trunk of the tree…

And built a home for him….

Again the tree became alone…
The boy didn’t turned back..
…Time passes on ..

After Long time the boy came back..
He was so old…Looking sad…Tired…And lonely..

The Tree asked him..
“Why are you Sad.. I Wish.. I Can help you…”

… but I Don’t have Apples.. I don’t have branches…. Even I don’t have Shadow…
Nothing to Offer you…

The Boy (old man) replied…
“I am tired of my life…I am alone…”

…“I just need you…Can I sit down at your roots.”
The Boy (Old man) sit down ..Both were happy & weeping …

Is the boy really cruel and selfish??
NO!!
We all are like him…And treating our parent like that….

The tree is like our parent, we love to play them when we were kids…
We leave them alone…and come only when…we are in need or in trouble…

We don’t have Time for our Parent…
No matter what, parent will always give everything….

To make us happy and solve our problems… and in return what they want….
Just our company!

Please love to your parent…
Don’t forget them…
Give them Time…
Give them your company…
They will be happy by seeing you happy..…

Please Don’t leave your parent …
Gratitude them…One can gets Child as many as he want, but parent he gets only once…
Pay regards to your parent…

Love your family !!
Happy Family !

Janice asked me to show her what is the picture on my handphone. So here it is …

This picture is from my Lappy Wallpaper, and I resized it and put into my N6280 . haha..
I like this wallpaper. It looks alike a cannon rite? This is called “Yao Yeng !” kekeke
haha…actually it is a telescope …
Telescope brings me hope. As far as I’m able to see while using it.

So what have you got on your handphone, show it to me now :

Darren, Apple, ICalvyn, Belle, freedom100cc

I was posted this question by Jean Chia : Why do you blog?

I started blogging with own hosting and domain is on 09-09-2007. My earlier purpose to blogging is to learning + relaxing + sharing + making friend.
KennethZone is formed for
Learning : learning english writing ( in my blog, you can know my english is very terrible)
Relaxing : Using my free time for blogging
Sharing : Sharing my daily life, personal thought and etc to you
Making friend : Make more friends.

After few months blogging, I was fall in love in blogging.
And I can know, what happened in my daily life, and it acts like my electronic diary.
Frankly, I don’t even have a diary book since I was young. Because I was so lazy to write diary.
And now, I’m very happy because I’ve my own electronic diary. Hope you guys can enjoy while reading my diary and don’t forget to leave me comment ya..and It is only way I can improve myself

And now, I would like to post this question : Why do you blog? to the below 5 amazing bloggers.
Conancat, silverisle, JJ Zai, Fattien and Jason Siah.

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一艘船失事後，1名女乘客和10名男乘客漂到了一個荒島上。
一個月後，那個女的自殺了，因為她覺得個一個月發生的事情實在太惡心了。
一個月後，他們決定把她埋了，因為他們覺得這一個月發生的事情實在太惡心了。
一個月後，他們決定把她挖出來，因為他們覺得這一個月發生的事情實在太惡心了。
一個月後，上帝把那個女的復活了，因為他覺得這幾個月發生的事情實在太惡心了。

２：

有一個成年男子來到一家旅館，他看到車庫裏有很多漂亮的車，
於是就問老闆，怎麼有這麼多漂亮的車啊，老闆告訴他，
我有一個五歲的兒子，他做三件事，如果你能跟著做到，
這裏的車隨你挑一輛開走，如果不能，就把你的車留下，很多人做不到，所以。。
他想，五歲的小孩能做到的，還能做不到嘛，於是就試一試。
老闆就帶他到一個屋子裡，裡面有一裡漂亮的裸體美女，
小孩過去親了她一下，他跟著做了，然後小孩又過去摸了美女的全身，
他也跟著做了，第三件事，小孩掏出小弟弟彎了三下。。。。。

３：

某男隱居深山，一日赤裸身體躺於草叢中休息.
突然來了個採蘑菇的小姑娘:”1個，2個，3個，4個，5個，5個，5個，5個…”
最終放棄離開.此男甚爽。
第二天依然裸睡於此，
來了個採蘑菇的小熊:”1個，2個，3個，4個，5個，5個，5個，5個…6個，7個，8個……”

４：

說白雪公主與皮諾曹生活在大森林裏，
一日，白雪公主終於耐不住寂寞，抓住小匹的頭夾在兩腿之間說道：
“說實話、說假話、再說實話、再說假話…”這樣說了一千遍，公主才把小皮放開。

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有兩個漁夫在海邊打魚，
一天一個漁夫打上來一條美人魚，
魚尾巴以上是個超級美女，但是漁夫想了想把她放了，
另一個漁夫不解，問：“Why？”第一個漁夫聳聳肩，答道：“How?”

6 ：

一男一女在捐獻中心碰面了，兩人聊了起來。
女人說“我來捐血，他們付我五塊錢。”
男人說“我來捐精子，他們付五十塊。”
女人聽後考慮了很久。隨後兩人分手了。
過了幾個月，他們倆又在捐獻中心碰面了，男人主動打招呼“嗨，又來捐血嗎？”
女人緊閉著嘴一邊搖頭一邊發出“嗚嗚”的聲音………