The Singapore 5 Bs, Cs & Ks

Posted on November 11th, 2007 | by KennetH | 634 Views

Well…..here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs !

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don’t need you to have CASH, but I want you to own a BANK

I don’t need you to have a CAREER, but I want you to be a BOSS

It’s interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B’s?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K’s …………………

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasee (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

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MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: “So, Muthu, this is a dangerous

mission. How much do you think you should be paid?”

Muthu replied: “One million ringgit. (Malaysian $)”

“Why so much?” asks Dr. M.

“Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!” replied Muthu.

“That’s understandable,” says Dr. M. “Thank you..

“Please ask the Malay guy to come here,”
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

“Alamak! (Local expression)…2 million, Datuk,” replied the Malay
candidate.

“Two million? That’s twice as much! Even the aneh (uncle) before you
asked for only one million.”

“You see, Datuk,” explains Mat, “I have 4 wives and 15 children … With 20
of us,

it is a big family to support when I am gone…!”

“I see,” says Dr. M. “Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?”

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, “Ah Chong, given this is a very
risky mission,

how much do you want?”

Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, “3 million.”

Mahathir appears shocked. “What?!? 3 million! Why so much?”

Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
“Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million
to send that aneh into space lah!”