有趣笑话! 18 SX Joke

For guys who know mandrin well…..they might know the meaning of the joke below…
Doesn’t matter…I have translated them into english version d..haha….Fast thank me…now~ for those who likes to eat banana..
Even it has a bit rude….but….is still ok for you ba… 18 sx !!!

荧幕说：我好惨！每天给人看。。。
Monitor: I am quite miserable ! Everyday let human see….

键盘说：我更惨呢！每天给人打。。 。
Keyboard: I more miserable ! Everyday let human hit

滑鼠说：我才惨咧！每天 给人摸。。。
Mouse: I am most miserable ok? Everyday let human tracing

光碟机说：我 好惨！每天给人插。。。
DVD Rom: I am miserable ar….. Everyday let human “fuck”

Floppy说：我更惨！现在没人插我了。。 。
Floopy: I am the most most miserable ! Nowadays, nobody want to fuck me d…

USB随身碟说：谁有我惨？这边插完就去那边插！
一不小心 还要被感染。。。
USB Hardisc: I am the most miserable among you all ar… Once finished fuck here then fuck there

Mother Board说：不要以为我被很多东西插会很
爽，它们插进来后就都不动了，那才 是难受啊！
Mother Board: Walao e….Don’t think it is nice that I have been fucked by many things…ar…Once they fucked..they are never move, and it is so miserable ar !!!

。。。最后。。 。。
Finally….

音效卡说：还说呢！明明是我插你，为什么都是我
在叫？！
Sound Card: Walao e u…. Why I have to “Shout” when I fucking you ??