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Got tagged !

Tagged by Wilson

Let’s do this 5 for a weekend thing!

1. What is your definition of ‘healthy eating’?

Answer: Eating more fruits and vegetables

2. Do you exercise on a regular basis? What is your favorite form of exercise? Least favorite?

Answer: Yes I do..but….Recently…I’m not really have enough time to Gym…so..just do some exercise at home…Like sit up and etc..

3. Do you take vitamin supplements?

Answer: Nope wor…But..I love Apple..

4. Can you tell that your body is getting older? If so, how?

Answer: A bit ba…haha..If so ar…I also don’t know..

5. Would you call yourself healthy?

Answer: Absolutely

Now I’m tagging Apple, Cherry, Darren

Have fun everyone!…c”,)

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  • Filed under: Tag/Meme
  • Drive Me Crazy !

    Drive me crazy !!!
    Sorry for long time no updated ya..hehe~~
    cause I’ve been busying my assignments and my competition….sorry ya~~

    Job Done
    Seminar

    In progress
    Final Year Project
    Web Service Assignment
    Distributed Computer System Assignment
    Drama

    Mid-term Test
    Next week

    Wow…
    I still have a lot of assignments ar..
    Mid-term test some more…..haiz
    God….help me ..Help me…

    Friends, I successfully to 1st Semi Final d…
    thanks for support me ya..hehe~~

    and I’ve required to prepare 3 types of clothes which are Rock n Rolls wear, 80’s Wear, and Luxurious Vacation Wearfor next round..
    will be held on next Wednesday at Poppy Garden at 8pm….
    You all can come to there support me ya..hehe~~

    Does anyone have an idea on 80’s wear?? can drop me a link or picture here……
    80’s wear ar..is hard to find ar…
    or any comment, suggestion, idea for those wears…
    thanks ya…
    haiz..

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  • Filed under: My Life
  • The Singapore 5 Bs, Cs & Ks

    Well…..here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs !

    I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW

    I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

    I don’t need you to have CASH, but I want you to own a BANK

    I don’t need you to have a CAREER, but I want you to be a BOSS

    It’s interesting for you to read!

    Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! :

    Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

    Heard of the 5B’s?

    B - BMW

    B - Body

    B - Brain

    B - Billionaire

    B - Bungalow

    And, and addition with the 5K’s …………………

    Kiasu (scared of losing)

    Kiasee (scared of dying)

    Kiabor (scared of wife)

    Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

    Kiachenghu (scared of government)

    ***************************************************

    MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

    American Spaceman is called Astronaut
    Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
    Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
    Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

    Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody
    into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
    called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
    and one Chinese.

    Dr. M interviews the Indian first: “So, Muthu, this is a dangerous

    mission. How much do you think you should be paid?”

    Muthu replied: “One million ringgit. (Malaysian $)”

    “Why so much?” asks Dr. M.

    “Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!” replied Muthu.

    “That’s understandable,” says Dr. M. “Thank you..

    “Please ask the Malay guy to come here,”
    So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.

    “Alamak! (Local expression)…2 million, Datuk,” replied the Malay
    candidate.

    “Two million? That’s twice as much! Even the aneh (uncle) before you
    asked for only one million.”

    “You see, Datuk,” explains Mat, “I have 4 wives and 15 children … With 20
    of us,

    it is a big family to support when I am gone…!”

    “I see,” says Dr. M. “Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?”

    The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, “Ah Chong, given this is a very
    risky mission,

    how much do you want?”

    Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, “3 million.”

    Mahathir appears shocked. “What?!? 3 million! Why so much?”

    Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
    “Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million
    to send that aneh into space lah!”

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  • Filed under: Funny, Tag/Meme
  • 7 Dont’s after a meal…


    Don’t smoke — Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


    Don’t eat fruits immediately — Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.


    Don’t drink tea — Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.


    Don’t loosen your belt — Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.


    Don’t bathe — Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


    Don’t walk about — People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.


    Don’t sleep immediately — The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

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  • Filed under: Healthy, Wow
  • 有趣笑话! 18 SX Joke

    For guys who know mandrin well…..they might know the meaning of the joke below…
    Doesn’t matter…I have translated them into english version d..haha….Fast thank me…now~ for those who likes to eat banana..
    Even it has a bit rude….but….is still ok for you ba… 18 sx !!!

    荧幕说:我好惨!每天给人看。。。
    Monitor: I am quite miserable ! Everyday let human see….

    键盘说:我更惨呢!每天给人打。。 。
    Keyboard: I more miserable ! Everyday let human hit

    滑鼠说:我才惨咧!每天 给人摸。。。
    Mouse: I am most miserable ok? Everyday let human tracing

    光碟机说:我 好惨!每天给人插。。。
    DVD Rom: I am miserable ar….. Everyday let human “fuck”

    Floppy说:我更惨!现在没人插我了。。 。
    Floopy: I am the most most miserable ! Nowadays, nobody want to fuck me d…

    USB随身碟说:谁有我惨?这边插完就去那边插!
    一不小心 还要被感染。。。
    USB Hardisc: I am the most miserable among you all ar… Once finished fuck here then fuck there

    Mother Board说:不要以为我被很多东西插会很
    爽,它们插进来后就都不动了,那才 是难受啊!
    Mother Board: Walao e….Don’t think it is nice that I have been fucked by many things…ar…Once they fucked..they are never move, and it is so miserable ar !!!

    。。。最后。。 。。
    Finally….

    音效卡说:还说呢!明明是我插你,为什么都是我
    在叫?!
    Sound Card: Walao e u…. Why I have to “Shout” when I fucking you ??

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  • Fake or True?

    Guys, lets figure out…
    Ghost? or powerful of photoshop ?
    I found this photo from one malay guy’s blog before I went for expedition at Gunung Angsi
    and said that, this picture was taken at Gunung Angsi….
    Walao e…that day I want go to Gunung Angsi de ler…but..luckily, the plan has been changed ……and I went to Gunung Datuk..

    I know some of you are professional so try figure out whether this photo has been modified before or not….
    is it real?? or fake?

    gunung angsi ghost

    Drop your lovely comment here o…..

    YA…One thing want to inform you guys…I haven’t get all the photos yet…….
    So…Have to wait …ya..

    *sorry ya..I don’t know what wrongs with the picture..it can’t display suddenly…and I only can get this small size oni…
    Hope you guys can see it..

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  • Filed under: My Life, Nature
  • Kenneth 21 Years Old Birthday

    Today 2 of November 2007 - 112
    Yeah…Scorpio …..Scorpio…..

    Happy Birthday To Me
    Happy Birthday To Me
    Happy Birthday To Kenneth
    Happy Birthday To Me

    happy birthday

    Yeah……Finally I did it….I did it….
    I’m 21 years old d….
    Wakakaka……
    21 can do many things lar…such as….go genting la…club la…..vote lar..hehe….
    Is it 21 must receive a key??

    kekek..I want to open the door lar…~~

    My wishes for this year are …… Don’t want let you know….

    Bei lei sam xixi

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  • Filed under: My Life
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